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quotes[0]='Delicious Home Baked Booties From Sea To Shining Sea!'

quotes[1]='Nothing More American Than A Slice Of Apple Ass!'

quotes[2]='Major League All Star Asses Taking Big Trouser Snakes!'

quotes[3]='Serving Up Your Daily Dose Of Big Honey Sweet Asses!'

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quotes[6]='Grab Yourself A Heaping Helping Of Down Home Ass!'

quotes[7]='Fine Ass Home Grown Booty To Get Your Nasty On!'

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